Dear Archangel Michael....

I am VERY sorry, but in my haste I apparently severely disfigured you, including, but not limited to the following: breaking off your arms, clipping your wings, and decapitating you.  I recognize that this is probably NOT a good thing, but I want you to know that this most unfortunate incident was completely unintended; it is my hope that you will not hold this against me.  Regards